she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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