So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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