I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
she pinky promised me she was 18
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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