STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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