Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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