he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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