girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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