Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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