Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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