so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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