I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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