i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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