Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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