Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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