My nipple is on Facebook.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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