i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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