You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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