Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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