i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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