He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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