Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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