you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I will be naked everywhere
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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