Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The power of my boobs compel you
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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