Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Go christen that room with your naked body.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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