i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
