Tell her she can't have a vagina
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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