sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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