I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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