I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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