when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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