i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
