there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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