I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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