I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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