omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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