were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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