The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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