the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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