yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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