Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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