Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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