This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Randomize
