I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Randomize
