Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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