Me too!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
now i know why i became what i already was.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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