no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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