weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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