If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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