yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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