i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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