so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She announced her abortion via fbk
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
birth control should be required to get into college
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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