Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
