i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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