I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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