I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
