I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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